ferrydust

19 January 2004 Monday

tread: wats and i are talking about kissing. how it’s hard. but seriously, there should be a class or something. etiquette, technique, method, the whole nine yards. we live in an age in which we learn about kissing through television and movies. where people run towards each other on the beach front and embrace. but let’s be honest, kissing is hard.

alicson: is it!?

tread: if you and i were to run towards each other on the beach, i bet you $5 that we’d miss. it’s not about being bad at it

alicson: ...

tread: it’s just that it’s glamorous on television. in real life it’s nice. but there’s stuff we dont’ see on tv, like food or stuff in people’s teeth..

alicson: ...in real life it’s ‘nice’!?

tread: or bad breath

alicson: who have YOU Been kissing?

tread: or missing, or coming up for air.  television is the fantasy, while reality is nice but different.  someone should point that out.  when is tongue acceptable?  i duno. i just sorta wing it.  but someone should teach that!

alicson: oh. tongue. yea… some people should really learn about that.  but there’s the internet now!  there are blogs and essay papers.  there ARE ‘classes’ on how to kiss now!

tread: it should be part of health class.  although, someone hot should teach it. that’d make things a little more bearable.  actually, life in general would be nicer if hot people taught things.

alicson: ...


tread: actually, life would be better if hot people were everywhere!

alicson: how about you get the balls to go up to a girl, and say “i like you.” and then you learn about kissing by kissing them.

tread: i’ve done that

tread: i’ve done that

alicson: learning experience.

tread: but i’m just saying, at least a “head’s up” you know?

alicson: yes. classes on how to kiss would be nice.  classes on how to have sex would be nice.  classes on how to use the clotheswashing machine would be nice.

tread: i know!