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Him: You don’t know what men live for! We are complex creatures with many intricacies requiring the utmost attention.
Me: Ninja, please. All you need is sex, food, beer, ESPN, and someone to tell you your clothes don’t match.
Him: Marry me! You forgot golf, but that’s okay. It will give us something to work on.
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