daring, my love, I can’t take all your teasing.
Don’t work if you’re not going to work later!
Pick a symptom if you want to be broken and stay broken until I’ve figured out how to fix you (failing Rhaeg harddrive? grub boot issues? startup with no windows? non-responsive USB ports? confused power directions? overheating graphics card? I tells ya…)
OR — OR stay FIXED and happy and working all the time and we can interact in bliss and harmony for all time (or at least until technology jumps too far ahead for me to justify.. — sorry babe. ours is not a relationship of sustainable perpetuity and equality. But let’s at least ride this wave together as long as we can, neh? when the time comes, I promise to let you down as gently as possible. Just stop breaking my heart all the time meanwhile!!!)
Your creator, user, admin, playmate,
p.s. I’m glad to have you back. again. oy.