Computer: ‘Bugger’ is a noun, ‘git’ is a sub-standard verb, and ‘gitling’ is not in any of my word bases.
Mazer: I made ‘gitling’ up but it’s an excellent word, so use it. And I can’t believe they programmed you without ‘bugger off’ in the word base.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
“That’s life. …this is how it’s supposed to go.”
“No. You mean this is how it goes.”
“I just want to make sure I’ve got this clear,” said the oh god in a reasonable tone of voice. “You think your grandfather is Death and you think he’s acting strange?”
they do say that if you wish to walk the path to wisdom then for your first step you must become as a small child.”
“Do you think they’ve heard about the second step?”
...>>What looks like a cloud to one person is a chance to sell umbrellas to the next.
“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”
“That is the only time a man can be brave.”
if you tame me, we’ll need each other. You’ll be the only boy in the world for me. I’ll be the only fox in the world for you…
...>>“it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”
...>>“It is our choices…that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it’s eight times as good as any other method.
...>>“Know, think, choose, do.”
most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
...>>“in my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
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“That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” ~Calvin
