me: did you just invite me into your bed?
me: you haven’t bought me drinks or anything
bxx: but i have cable!
axx: i got the “i have a new job, so i am too busy for a relationship”
my thoughts….
are you 10?
I have a resilient tushy.
what the hell’s a lorita?
(18:36:22) X: you’ve got to think of VA as two states
(18:36:24) X: one is Red.
(18:36:25) X: they’re dumb
(18:36:27) X: one is smart
(18:36:33) X: sorry, I meant Blue. :)
stupid Bush. being all…dumb..and…. stupid.
“i’m driving behind an old guy. why doesn’t he die? this guy doesn’t have that much time left. doesn’t he need to get to where he’s going faster?”
look! i killed a koala! i am king!
“baby..but don’t you know? together, that mountain doesn’t stand a chance.”
“i don’t know how to beg, but i’ll learn. i don’t know how to plead, but i will. ..i miss you.”
“i’m not going anywhere. anywhere i go, i’m going with you.”
“you’re incredible. and you’re mine.”
“anytime i’m not with you, i’m on my way back”
“you add shine. you shine. you put a light that wasn’t there before.”
find a wombat. pick it up. put it in your backpack. that is all.
permission to go seduce this guy and hurt him somehow.
“what do you mean by seduce? .no.”
“i think of it more as ‘the world could fall apart around us, but as long as we’re together and eventually crawl out of bed and fix it, then everything’ll be just fine’”
i’m not an angel. “you are to me.”
“you have memorable legs.”
