Could you add some toothpaste [to the smoothies]?
...>>I get up in the morning and think, “banana”.
Let sleeping mommies lie.
Dad says, “the world would be a happier place if everyone ate more turkey soup.”
“The light just changed from yellow to red. Is it now less delicious than it was? Sometimes I just don’t understand you.”
“good people are gay”
you think you know…
ali: is fried banana still a good source for potassium?
daddy: yes, but it is fried potassium :)
“what a dumb dumb i am.”
“do you have hamster dance on here? what kind of a website….how can you call this a website if you don’t have hamster dance?”
