Colxxx: tomorrow is final exasm
jumxxx: have fun
Colxxx: its not fun
Colxxx: i calculated
jumxxx: how fun it was?
jumxxx: and it was a negative number?
“i think Australians, in one form or other, all look like kangaroos.”
“You need an SOPP [sexual-offense prevention policy] release for that chair.”
[re: massage chair (at Haruna’s house)]
“alicson, you’re fun and fangs all banged up in one.” ~karia
“i’m a humble man.. but i know i’m more better-looking than him… even if i can’t use correct grammar.”
“i want a japanese boyfriend with a motorcycle. well…he doesn’t have to be a boyfriend…just a friend with… aw fuck it, i really just want a motorcycle.” [one of my rume-tos in nihon]
