ferrydust

Colxxx: tomorrow is final exasm jumxxx: have fun Colxxx: its not fun Colxxx: i calculated jumxxx: how fun it was? jumxxx: and it was a negative number?

“i think Australians, in one form or other, all look like kangaroos.”

“You need an SOPP [sexual-offense prevention policy] release for that chair.”
[re: massage chair (at Haruna’s house)]

“alicson, you’re fun and fangs all banged up in one.” ~karia

“i’m a humble man.. but i know i’m more better-looking than him… even if i can’t use correct grammar.”

“i want a japanese boyfriend with a motorcycle. well…he doesn’t have to be a boyfriend…just a friend with… aw fuck it, i really just want a motorcycle.” [one of my rume-tos in nihon]