Let’s designate Wednesdays as “New fridge days!” and hope the kitchen appliance manufacturers jumps on.
my love for seth and andy is real. it relocates mountains and pays parking tickets.
Mashed potatoes are better than vodka: after too much mashed potatoes, you can still drink vodka.
your hair looks black. Maybe your parents should have used web safe colors. :P
“Impossibilities are served immediately, wonders may take a day or two.”
...>>George Will hates us, we must be alright.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do, is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Calvin: I’m a misunderstood genius.
...>>exxxi: you know there is a lable[sic] for people like u
alicson: ...
exxxi: it starts with an A
http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html
Arkaeyn ( 1:41:10 AM): you don’t talk to me for months and then it’s a link. This had better be good, missy
Evan/Patrick?: “Cho, you’re gonna live forever!”
Cho: “My back hurts.”
“the idea was, when you begin to open your heart to one person, it’s much easier for others to get in too.” [re: ‘About A Boy’]
do the lil bugs bite?
“what lil bugs?”
they’re itty bitty and tiny
“uhh”
Overheard at a homeless shelter: “Why won’t you meddling do-gooders LISTEN? I LIKE to live under a bridge and eat goats!...” [courtesy of Roskronos]
As part of the university's new policy of not being so mean to Duke, the following mean anti-Duke signs were replaced with more diplomatic language:
...>>“Yeah, by trying to get out of here to watch a bunch of drunken ho’s show their boobies for no reason?”
“Not for no reason, they do it for beads!”
[courtesy of pythonite]
overheard on Antioch campus regarding driving directions:
“do i turn left or right, or keep going straight?”
“no! not straight! it’s gayly forward!
ali: tell me again why i’m friends with you ;p
Austin: i keep you down to earth
ali: oh.
ali: and why do i want that?
Austin: without me….your ego will be the size of NYC
ali: oh.
ugab: i need to find things to ratchet. i got a ratchet wrench set for my housewarming, and must find things to bolt down, or at least unbolt and rebolt.
i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole “work” thing…it’s rather ridiculous, if you ask me… i seriously doubt god had me in mind when he allowed the concept of “work” to exist
“whatever, I doubt I’ll die while having sex, but if I do, I guess I’ll just have to eat my words….I’m sure the survey is very scientific ”
“Let us reign some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!”
“I’m going to sing the doom song now! ‘Doom doom doom doom…’” [courtesy of pythonite]
“seriously if someone can tell me they honestly knows what true love is…...........and they know ‘how to handle a woman’s body’ then they got me beat” [in case unapparent, speaker is male]
she has a boyfriend. is that gonna matter?
H: “um. no. i don’t care for them.”
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.
“i heard a quote somewhere that ‘the perfect guy is one who can make you cry, but never does.’ i’m not perfect. but i love you.”
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