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alicson says: what the heck am I supposed to be on
bxxxt says: asdjkas
bxxxt says: only perverted answers come to mind

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Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

..the alarm clock. Heavens! What evil genius brought together those two enemies of the idle—clocks and alarms—into one unit?

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

thou mayest.


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"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

easy on the cookies. you r looking more n more prosperous

~ JH 24Feb10 #link comment

Let’s designate Wednesdays as “New fridge days!” and hope the kitchen appliance manufacturers jumps on.

“You might be too mixed.”

~ S 13Nov09 #link comment

“I don’t care about her. She’s a slut.”

10Nov09 #link comment

“Maybe you need more pockets in your dresses.”

~ J 29Jun09 #link comment

You are a lifetime’s ambition.

8Mar09 #link comment

my love for seth and andy is real. it relocates mountains and pays parking tickets.

Babies are touch-sensitive — like an ipod.

~ Meyrick 5Mar09 #link comment

Don’t think. Hug.

~ Philomath 18Jan09 #link comment

When life gives you lameness, you gotta make lamenade.

~ A.D. 17Jan09 #link comment

Mashed potatoes are better than vodka: after too much mashed potatoes, you can still drink vodka.

~ DL 20Dec08 #link comment

your hair looks black. Maybe your parents should have used web safe colors. :P

~ manfre 29Oct08 #link comment

“Impossibilities are served immediately, wonders may take a day or two.”

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~ e 14Oct08 #link 1 comment

I wouldn’t want to live in a world without spellcheck.

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~ e 3Oct08 #link comment

these games are just excuses to drink..and i don’t need any

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~ an 5Sep08 #link comment

you are strong, smart, super, and probably more s words that are good :)

18Jul08 #link comment

I told him, “I live in Maryland.”
He replied, “Welcome to D.C.”

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15Jul08 #link comment

Don’t honk at us — I’ll kill you.

~ m 15Jul08 #link comment

“Actually, ferrydust.com might be the girliest-looking thing you own.”

8Nov07 #link comment

George Will hates us, we must be alright.

~ TN 15Jul07 #link comment

and fish is delicious

~ seamus 14Jul07 #link comment

instead of epic items, I save something I love

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~ R 28Jun07 #link 3 comments

foobar is my precious

~ Jon 14Jun07 #link comment

money can’t buy love ….
but money can buy some good lovin’

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~ axxxo 14Dec06 #link comment

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do, is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

~ Emily via 12minds.com 11Dec06 #link comment

He just has to be some kind of a moron.

~ anonymous 8Nov06 #link comment

what can I say? I’m a sucker for girls named alicson

~ Mxx 29Sep06 #link comment

It’s Morning Dove past American Robin.

~ H. 4Sep06 #link comment

Calvin: I’m a misunderstood genius.

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~ Bill Watterson - 'Calvin & Hobbes' 26Aug06 #link comment

exxxi: you know there is a lable[sic] for people like u
alicson: ...
exxxi: it starts with an A

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~ exxxi 26Jun06 #link comment

“Yes to everything.”

~ D.S. 21Jun06 #link comment
gxxx: life is uncertain
gxxx: eat icecream first
~ Glenda 1Sep05 #link comment

just imagine a huge pyramid of me’s stacked in the grocery store :-)

~ r*** 7Jul05 #link comment

p.s. i wanna be a tree.

smiley faces are yellow. like asian people.

Nybrotherxxxx: punch bugy yello

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~ nybrother #link comment

“vive le koobee!”

~ Aurelie #link comment

http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html
Arkaeyn ( 1:41:10 AM): you don’t talk to me for months and then it’s a link. This had better be good, missy

~ Arkaeyn #link comment

Evan/Patrick?: “Cho, you’re gonna live forever!”
Cho: “My back hurts.”

~ Evan or Patrick #link comment

“Do you like stuff? So do I. We have so much in common.”

~ 'ab' 4Mar03 #link comment

sequestration is coolness :)

~ :) #link comment

“the idea was, when you begin to open your heart to one person, it’s much easier for others to get in too.” [re: ‘About A Boy’]

~ a.c. #link comment

“i didn’t NOT say that, it was a friend of mine”

~ A.N. 1Jan03 #link comment

‘she believes love is a form of insanity. he had no comment.’

~ b.c. 1Jan03 #link comment

do the lil bugs bite?
“what lil bugs?”
they’re itty bitty and tiny
“uhh”

~ ali, a.p. 23Sep02 #link comment

“you’re too hot to be a friend”

~ anon 11Sep02 #link comment

Overheard at a homeless shelter: “Why won’t you meddling do-gooders LISTEN? I LIKE to live under a bridge and eat goats!...” [courtesy of Roskronos]

~ unknown 8Aug02 #link comment

As part of the university's new policy of not being so mean to Duke, the following mean anti-Duke signs were replaced with more diplomatic language:

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~ unknown #link comment

“Yeah, by trying to get out of here to watch a bunch of drunken ho’s show their boobies for no reason?”
“Not for no reason, they do it for beads!”
[courtesy of pythonite]

~ unknown #link comment

overheard on Antioch campus regarding driving directions:

“do i turn left or right, or keep going straight?”
“no! not straight! it’s gayly forward!

~ students 7Jul02 #link comment

ali: tell me again why i’m friends with you ;p
Austin: i keep you down to earth
ali: oh.
ali: and why do i want that?
Austin: without me….your ego will be the size of NYC
ali: oh.

~ Austin 6Jun02 #link comment

“all ladies beware of watson’s lair of female seduction”

~ raymondiouslee #link comment

ugab: i need to find things to ratchet. i got a ratchet wrench set for my housewarming, and must find things to bolt down, or at least unbolt and rebolt.

~ ugab 4Apr02 #link comment

i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole “work” thing…it’s rather ridiculous, if you ask me… i seriously doubt god had me in mind when he allowed the concept of “work” to exist

~ :) #link comment

“whatever, I doubt I’ll die while having sex, but if I do, I guess I’ll just have to eat my words….I’m sure the survey is very scientific ”

~ Emilie 4Apr02 #link comment

i insist on more daylight.

2Feb02 #link comment

“Let us reign some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!”
“I’m going to sing the doom song now! ‘Doom doom doom doom…’” [courtesy of pythonite]

~ unknown #link comment

italian. hispanican. same difference.

~ :) #link comment

“seriously if someone can tell me they honestly knows what true love is…...........and they know ‘how to handle a woman’s body’ then they got me beat” [in case unapparent, speaker is male]

~ v.w. #link comment

she has a boyfriend. is that gonna matter?
H: “um. no. i don’t care for them.”

~ H 2Feb02 #link comment

“it has potential for crinklage.” (re: my nose)

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

~ unknown 1Jan02 #link comment

it occurs to me: i didn’t get tuck-ins when i was in highschool.

1Jan02 #link comment

;-)?

~ Nathan J. 5May01 #link comment

“you take off YOUR shoes”

~ Prabhu 4Apr01 #link comment

Rxxx: you are dealing with a Genious!

~ Rxxx #link comment

“i said BOO!”

~ S.R. 11Nov00 #link comment

“Yeah, but she’s still very doinkable—more cushion for the pushin’.”

~ Jeff W 3Oct00 #link comment

“i heard a quote somewhere that ‘the perfect guy is one who can make you cry, but never does.’ i’m not perfect. but i love you.”

2Sep00 #link comment

“sometimes i just don’t understand you”

~ A.U. 30Apr00 #link comment

“cafeine and ritalin help me now”

~ Matt.M. 4Apr00 #link comment

Stop assaulting my strawberries!

~ :) 1Apr00 #link comment

thank god for bathrooms!

~ :) 13Mar00 #link comment

i’m not a cracker…maybe just a cookie.

~ :) 9Mar00 #link comment
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