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Frosting 2:13

Frosting 2:13 —
Blasphemers: Ye who claim that there is no god. Shame on you, for ye must not know thy messiah, thy savior, thy god who rots your teeth known as Duncan Hines Creamy Homestyle Frosting. Never before has one thing made such a difference in the lives of millions since whipped cream in a can. Let us praise Mr. Hines, Duncan, the man himself, for his magical creation of spreadable, wholesome, delicious frosting. The same frosting that graces our cakes everywhere, graces our lives. I simply invite you to grab a spoon/knife/finger/axe, or whatever your weapon of choice is, and a can of this delicious nectar of the gods. See, isn’t it delicious? When you get lonely on those summer nights, Duncan Hines Frosting makes an excellent house guest. It listens to everything you say, doesn’t talk back, and it doesn’t expect you to pay for its meal at restaraunts. Truely versatille. It also makes an excellent adhesive. And let us say, a-men.

This is a true quote by Joe. Posted at 6:11pm on 11 November 2000.
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