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Joe: Horoscopes

Horoscopes

Aries: You will be suprised to learn that even refrigerators can burn if they manage to get hot enough
Taurus: You’ve always thought the difference between you and other people was your uncommon empathy, but it turns out to be the tentacles.
Capricorn: Your irrational fear of doctors will finally disappear this week and be replaced by a very rational, justified fear of them.
Aquarius: You will wish you had heeded your mother’s warnings concerning pickle consumption when you suddenly turn into one of the briny cucumbers.
Pisces: Your mama jokes will earn you many laughs.
Gemini: Today you will be upset when you drink from the water fountain and it is warm.

This is a true quote by Joe. The original finding/composition date for this entry is unknown; posted around 9:13pm on 2 February 2002.
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