“It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: ‘No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall’.”
“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
“That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” ~Calvin
“I’m learning real skills that i can apply throughout the rest of my life … procrastinating and rationalizing.”
“in my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
"To dream the impossible dream, To fight the unbeatable foe, To bear with unbearable sorrow, To run where the brave dare not go.
“Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them.”
“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.”
“We need people in our lives with whom we can be as open as possible. To have real conversation with people may seem like such a simple, obvious suggestion, but it involves courage and risk.”
“living is a thing you do
now or never—which do you?”
“it’s not a superiority complex. it’s a matter of fact.”
"[I]f an American jumps out of an airplane, you can't sell him a parachute until after he hits the ground.
“To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another.”
“If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor.”
if there is something you would die for, then you have something to live for.
You don't know what love is.
This is what love is:
I'm sleeping in the backseat
as Carter drives us
“Together, we (will, can, must) (rule, change, destroy) the (world, our victims, the people in this bar).”
“The truth is that we live out our lives putting off all that can be put off; perhaps we all know deep down that we are immortal and that sooner or later all men will do and know all things.”
“the unexamined life is not worth living.”