I have to go to this other chair.
Girls need pockets too.
“Girls have men.”
Her: [It’s] God’s plan.
Him: You might be mixing up you and God again.
Her: As long as we get results I don’t mind sharing the credit.
“when my son Calico asks me how i came up with his name, im just gona say its a long story.”
I want to know why they’re stupid all the other years of their lives.
It’s gonna be fine.
No but I’ll have your back either way.
I’m sure it was terrifying. But, on the other hand, dragons.
“I’m saying no small things, like flowers and butterflies and midgets.”
“jog walk jog walk jog walk berry hunting pick me up please!”
“I don’t have accent”
All I need is more likable liquor in my life.
“ALSO I NEED ALL THE PONIES WHY DONT I HAVE PONIES?!”
“I may as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry!”
“You put it up six happy faces—I’ve never put it past three!”
“The world can’t stop just because you’re an accidental psycho killer.”
Life would be better if you didn’t let your packaging tape control you.
“For the record I’m not entirely sure that I’m not the universe.”
“I hear I make some pretty yummy ramen…”
“I smiled and my cheeks hung up on you”
“The dollar signs are in my eyes. When I blink, they shine.”