popcorn on stove is
“I’m the official sidekick to whatever it turns out you are.”
Gwen: “That’s a poodle.”
Spike: “It’s nice!”
“In amongst seven billion, there’s someone like you; that’s why I put up with the rest of them.”
Debbie Weaver: “That’s right!”
Larry Bird: “…no need to use a knife.”
Debbie Weaver: “That’s wrong.”
This show deserved 15 more seasons.
I have to go to this other chair.
Girls need pockets too.
“Girls have men.”
Her: [It’s] God’s plan.
Him: You might be mixing up you and God again.
Her: As long as we get results I don’t mind sharing the credit.
“when my son Calico asks me how i came up with his name, im just gona say its a long story.”
I want to know why they’re stupid all the other years of their lives.
It’s gonna be fine.
No but I’ll have your back either way.
I’m sure it was terrifying. But, on the other hand, dragons.
“I’m saying no small things, like flowers and butterflies and midgets.”
“jog walk jog walk jog walk berry hunting pick me up please!”
“I don’t have accent”
All I need is more likable liquor in my life.
“ALSO I NEED ALL THE PONIES WHY DONT I HAVE PONIES?!”
“I may as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry!”
“You put it up six happy faces—I’ve never put it past three!”