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Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

it may not always be so;and i say
that if your lips,which i have loved,should touch
another’s,…that i may go unto him,and take his hands,
saying,Accept all happiness from me.

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Playlist pieces

after all the hurt we left on the side is out, were we just passing time?

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I never needed light to see you

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

“The world can’t stop just because you’re an accidental psycho killer.”

Damon Salvatore - Vampire Diaries 31Mar12 #link

Life would be better if you didn’t let your packaging tape control you.

16Mar12 #link

“For the record I’m not entirely sure that I’m not the universe.”

Happy Endings 2 comments 24Oct11 #link

“I hear I make some pretty yummy ramen…”

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19Oct11 #link

“I smiled and my cheeks hung up on you”

5Jul11 #link

“The dollar signs are in my eyes. When I blink, they shine.”

2Jun11 #link

“we could have killed him at least 30 min earlier if some little girl decided sleep was more important than harassing a grown man playing a childish game.”

16Mar11 #link

i feel like i’m walking around with ferrydust on my shirt.

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tread 17Oct10 #link

I said, “I need to read Voltaire.” He yelled, “I already read Voltaire now come to bed!” I “O_o”ed. I still need to read Voltaire.

15Sep10 #link

A: Have you been to Restaurant X? Is it good?
D: It’s fair. I didn’t fall out of my seat or anything, but it was decent.
A: At what place have you fallen out of your seat? Due to its goodness?
D: Cluck U’s, but I was pushed.

D 19Mar10 #link

easy on the cookies. you r looking more n more prosperous

JH 24Feb10 #link

Let’s designate Wednesdays as “New fridge days!” and hope the kitchen appliance manufacturers jumps on.

Henrik 17Feb10 #link

“[L] was fine with it.
but [K] was more of the why bother?
and I was the this really is kinda sad.
[A] was TITS

In re: lapdance 3Feb10 #link

“I committed social suicide in kindergarten.”

23Nov09 #link

“You might be too mixed.”

S 13Nov09 #link

“I don’t care about her. She’s a slut.”

11Nov09 #link

“This is wrong from more angles than a fractal polygon”

10Nov09 #link

“and and? I got to use the word emasculate before 10am”

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13Oct09 #link

“Maybe you need more pockets in your dresses.”

J 29Jun09 #link

why is it so hard to get answers outofyou, woman?

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