I can win at comic books.
“I love you so much my heart just invaded my left lung to make room.”
your facebook says you like merlot but your tumblr says you like malbec. Should I bring both or was there a typo?
my love for seth and andy is real. it relocates mountains and pays parking tickets.
Babies are touch-sensitive — like an ipod.
steinbeck named his truck
made me think of you
fortunately he has plenty of other qualities to make up for it
Ick ick ick, and get pizza!
Don’t think. Hug.
When life gives you lameness, you gotta make lamenade.
Mashed potatoes are better than vodka: after too much mashed potatoes, you can still drink vodka.
your hair looks black. Maybe your parents should have used web safe colors. :P
I wouldn’t want to live in a world without spellcheck.
I’m at 2000 points 18 hours ago, I’m at 95 two hours ago, and I’m at 495 now. I need a beer.
i already max bumped a song i love
and i already favorited it
OUT OF OPTIONS TO SHOW LOVE FOR IT
I have powers and may choose to use for evil or for good
I’m reviving Kanye!
these games are just excuses to drink..and i don’t need any
the muffin is never pleased
if you are a secret terrorist organization determined to rule the world like cobra…
don’t paint your logo on everything and scream your name constantly…
alicson: what are they chanting?
sny: i think “mu-ffin mu-ffin!”