Mashed potatoes are better than vodka: after too much mashed potatoes, you can still drink vodka.
your hair looks black. Maybe your parents should have used web safe colors. :P
I wouldn’t want to live in a world without spellcheck.
I’m at 2000 points 18 hours ago, I’m at 95 two hours ago, and I’m at 495 now. I need a beer.
i already max bumped a song i love
and i already favorited it
OUT OF OPTIONS TO SHOW LOVE FOR IT
I have powers and may choose to use for evil or for good
I’m reviving Kanye!
these games are just excuses to drink..and i don’t need any
the muffin is never pleased
if you are a secret terrorist organization determined to rule the world like cobra…
don’t paint your logo on everything and scream your name constantly…
alicson: what are they chanting?
sny: i think “mu-ffin mu-ffin!”
you are strong, smart, super, and probably more s words that are good :)
Browser goes BOOM!
I told him, “I live in Maryland.”
He replied, “Welcome to D.C.”
Don’t honk at us — I’ll kill you.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
i like to make the starships go pew pew
okay isn’t good coming from you
I will not be responsible for the unraveling of the universe.
Are you considering visiting me or my toes?