I have powers and may choose to use for evil or for good
I’m reviving Kanye!
these games are just excuses to drink..and i don’t need any
the muffin is never pleased
if you are a secret terrorist organization determined to rule the world like cobra…
don’t paint your logo on everything and scream your name constantly…
alicson: what are they chanting?
sny: i think “mu-ffin mu-ffin!”
you are strong, smart, super, and probably more s words that are good :)
Browser goes BOOM!
I told him, “I live in Maryland.”
He replied, “Welcome to D.C.”
Don’t honk at us — I’ll kill you.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
i like to make the starships go pew pew
okay isn’t good coming from you
I will not be responsible for the unraveling of the universe.
Are you considering visiting me or my toes?
“I just want to make sure I’ve got this clear,” said the oh god in a reasonable tone of voice. “You think your grandfather is Death and you think he’s acting strange?”
i was hoping we could do this:
you be serious and say what you mean all the time
and i continue bouncing between real and absurd randomly with no indication of which mode i am on other than context
how the hell would i know how nice people think?
we’ll all be an Obamanation. :)
me: did you just invite me into your bed?
me: you haven’t bought me drinks or anything
bxx: but i have cable!