you are strong, smart, super, and probably more s words that are good :)
Browser goes BOOM!
I told him, “I live in Maryland.”
He replied, “Welcome to D.C.”
Don’t honk at us — I’ll kill you.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.
i like to make the starships go pew pew
okay isn’t good coming from you
I will not be responsible for the unraveling of the universe.
Are you considering visiting me or my toes?
“I just want to make sure I’ve got this clear,” said the oh god in a reasonable tone of voice. “You think your grandfather is Death and you think he’s acting strange?”
i was hoping we could do this:
you be serious and say what you mean all the time
and i continue bouncing between real and absurd randomly with no indication of which mode i am on other than context
how the hell would i know how nice people think?
we’ll all be an Obamanation. :)
me: did you just invite me into your bed?
me: you haven’t bought me drinks or anything
bxx: but i have cable!
axx: i got the “i have a new job, so i am too busy for a relationship”
are you 10?
“Do I get any credit for not being as much of a jerk as usual? By relative measure, thats almost like being NICE.”
sneaky spam email that wants to eat my emails and deceptively deciptivize everyone
“You’re like a good book…”
Me: Why is the pinky still alive?
PC: My snake isn’t hungry.
Me: Where is your snake?
PC: Under the rock.
Me: No he’s not.
“…you’d drink it and start jumping up and down singing Hit Me Up and then lie down and say Oh-Oh and I’d be like Oh-No….”
That is exactly what would happen.