“My mom joked that she wanted a Movado watch. She joked, but she looked serious about it.”
“It’s a walking RSS feed? ….that you can squeeze?”
How is it that the year is almost over, but it’s still only Tuesday?
“Actually, ferrydust.com might be the girliest-looking thing you own.”
I want to jump ON it! I wanna hop on it!
George Will hates us, we must be alright.
and fish is delicious
I have a resilient tushy.
instead of epic items, I save something I love
foobar is my precious
i met a guy
you’d fall inlove with
he’s jsut lke me
It wasn’t widdle. It was big and it flew.
Basically Chinese people are Borg. We assimilate everything.
Ha! Thought you could slip some innocent site through our net nanny fire fence did you?
I will still pet him with my one good arm. Now, if he rips that off . . .it’s going to be really hard to scoop ice cream.
I think I can, I think I can; choo, choo!
axxx: don’t tell DHS that. or DHL for that matter. they’re proud of their efficiency. DHS? not so much.
money can’t buy love ….
but money can buy some good lovin’
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do, is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
“involved or committed? ham or eggs?”