sneaky spam email that wants to eat my emails and deceptively deciptivize everyone
“You’re like a good book…”
Me: Why is the pinky still alive?
PC: My snake isn’t hungry.
Me: Where is your snake?
PC: Under the rock.
Me: No he’s not.
“…you’d drink it and start jumping up and down singing Hit Me Up and then lie down and say Oh-Oh and I’d be like Oh-No….”
That is exactly what would happen.
“My mom joked that she wanted a Movado watch. She joked, but she looked serious about it.”
“It’s a walking RSS feed? ….that you can squeeze?”
How is it that the year is almost over, but it’s still only Tuesday?
“Actually, ferrydust.com might be the girliest-looking thing you own.”
I want to jump ON it! I wanna hop on it!
George Will hates us, we must be alright.
and fish is delicious
I have a resilient tushy.
instead of epic items, I save something I love
foobar is my precious
i met a guy
you’d fall inlove with
he’s jsut lke me
It wasn’t widdle. It was big and it flew.
Basically Chinese people are Borg. We assimilate everything.
Ha! Thought you could slip some innocent site through our net nanny fire fence did you?
I will still pet him with my one good arm. Now, if he rips that off . . .it’s going to be really hard to scoop ice cream.
I think I can, I think I can; choo, choo!