ali: think think think!
NDN: < thinking >
Yumxxx (8:02:36 PM): i guess it makes u feel like a big shot. trying to make me jealous. working, it is not.
“I never mock you.”
“I would hate to be a human sacrifice.”
“bored bored bored, border than bored…”
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“you take off YOUR shoes”
“What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women?!”
“are u disrepecting cheese wedges?”
Angry Broccoli, The Sarcastic Toaster, and The Screaming Tomato. Never before has a more powerful, mysterious, myopic team of appliances and cooked vegetables been assembled.
“not a big fan of the gstring. it’s like nakedness except the stupid thing is in the way”
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Recently, it has been brought to attention that my info makes no sense. I have thought about this a lot and I have come to a climatic realization, that being … “I know.”
“I think the Care Bears were cannibals, weren’t they?”
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“Happy Bir…. Bless you!” (after Harold sneezed)
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“I wouldn’t want a robot girlfriend….well maybe just for sex….Wait, NO! I didn’t say that! No, you can’t write that down because I never said it! $%@& YOU!” (over the phone)
“When you’re Hispanic you’re allowed to make fun of other Spanish cultures!”
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“No I’m not sterile today”
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Rxxx: you are dealing with a Genious!
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What the hell is with girls wearing those white puffy jackets. They look like friggin marshmellows. I’m going to be hungry one day and take a bite out of someone or maybe set them on fire and toast em. Just a thought.
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