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Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

“We need people in our lives with whom we can be as open as possible. To have real conversation with people may seem like such a simple, obvious suggestion, but it involves courage and risk.”

Playlist pieces

would you get rid of me now, would you get rid of it all, just to go?

...

Suppose I said I am on my best behavior. Would you want me when I’m not myself?

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

thou mayest.

"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

“we could have killed him at least 30 min earlier if some little girl decided sleep was more important than harassing a grown man playing a childish game.”

16Mar11 #link

i feel like i’m walking around with ferrydust on my shirt.

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tread 17Oct10 #link

I said, “I need to read Voltaire.” He yelled, “I already read Voltaire now come to bed!” I “O_o”ed. I still need to read Voltaire.

15Sep10 #link

A: Have you been to Restaurant X? Is it good?
D: It’s fair. I didn’t fall out of my seat or anything, but it was decent.
A: At what place have you fallen out of your seat? Due to its goodness?
D: Cluck U’s, but I was pushed.

D 19Mar10 #link

easy on the cookies. you r looking more n more prosperous

JH 24Feb10 #link

Let’s designate Wednesdays as “New fridge days!” and hope the kitchen appliance manufacturers jumps on.

Henrik 17Feb10 #link

“[L] was fine with it.
but [K] was more of the why bother?
and I was the this really is kinda sad.
[A] was TITS

In re: lapdance 3Feb10 #link

“I committed social suicide in kindergarten.”

23Nov09 #link

“You might be too mixed.”

S 13Nov09 #link

“I don’t care about her. She’s a slut.”

11Nov09 #link

“This is wrong from more angles than a fractal polygon”

10Nov09 #link

“and and? I got to use the word emasculate before 10am”

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13Oct09 #link

“Maybe you need more pockets in your dresses.”

J 29Jun09 #link

why is it so hard to get answers outofyou, woman?

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I wtf your wtf

12Jun09 #link

replacing pants with even better ones before meeting the bros is magical enough for me.

W 24Apr09 #link

I don’t give a flip about tradition but I’ll be damned if I sour my palate to please the kimchi.

2Apr09 #link

“It’s like a babushka doll of procrastination.”

12minds 20Mar09 #link

Why are you sad?? you’re dumb!

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12minds 20Mar09 #link

— I guaran-god-damn-dee you.

16Mar09 #link
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