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Playlist pieces

But I believe in you so much, I could die for the words that you say.
But I believe in you so much, I could die from the words that you say.

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saying I love you has nothing to do with meaning it

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

thou mayest.

"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

Smiles ftw

sny 3Sep08 #link

you are strong, smart, super, and probably more s words that are good :)

18Jul08 #link

Browser goes BOOM!

17Jul08 #link

I told him, “I live in Maryland.”
He replied, “Welcome to D.C.”

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16Jul08 #link

Don’t honk at us — I’ll kill you.

m 15Jul08 #link

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die.

Bill Watterson - Calvin & Hobbes 14Jul08 #link

i like to make the starships go pew pew

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ab 11Jul08 #link

okay isn’t good coming from you

11Jul08 #link

I will not be responsible for the unraveling of the universe.

9Jul08 #link

Are you considering visiting me or my toes?

2Jul08 #link

“I just want to make sure I’ve got this clear,” said the oh god in a reasonable tone of voice. “You think your grandfather is Death and you think he’s acting strange?”

Terry Pratchett - The Hogfather 29Jun08 #link

i was hoping we could do this:
you be serious and say what you mean all the time
and i continue bouncing between real and absurd randomly with no indication of which mode i am on other than context

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W 25Jun08 #link

how the hell would i know how nice people think?

W 25Jun08 #link

we’ll all be an Obamanation. :)

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Dad 11Jun08 #link

me: did you just invite me into your bed?
me: you haven’t bought me drinks or anything
bxx: but i have cable!

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anon 28May08 #link

axx: i got the “i have a new job, so i am too busy for a relationship”
my thoughts….
are you 10?

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anon 28May08 #link

“Do I get any credit for not being as much of a jerk as usual? By relative measure, thats almost like being NICE.”

W 28Apr08 #link

sneaky spam email that wants to eat my emails and deceptively deciptivize everyone

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tread 1 comment 22Apr08 #link

“You’re like a good book…”

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1 comment 17Apr08 #link

Me: Why is the pinky still alive?
PC: My snake isn’t hungry.
Me: Where is your snake?
PC: Under the rock.
Me: No he’s not.
PC: *censored*

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D 3Apr08 #link
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