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Playlist pieces

I know I love you, if that’s all we can take.

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I think it was a crime, the things we waste trying to not waste our time

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

“I just want to make sure I’ve got this clear,” said the oh god in a reasonable tone of voice. “You think your grandfather is Death and you think he’s acting strange?”

Terry Pratchett - The Hogfather 29Jun08 #link

i was hoping we could do this:
you be serious and say what you mean all the time
and i continue bouncing between real and absurd randomly with no indication of which mode i am on other than context

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W 25Jun08 #link

how the hell would i know how nice people think?

W 25Jun08 #link

we’ll all be an Obamanation. :)

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Dad 11Jun08 #link

me: did you just invite me into your bed?
me: you haven’t bought me drinks or anything
bxx: but i have cable!

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anon 28May08 #link

axx: i got the “i have a new job, so i am too busy for a relationship”
my thoughts….
are you 10?

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anon 28May08 #link

“Do I get any credit for not being as much of a jerk as usual? By relative measure, thats almost like being NICE.”

W 28Apr08 #link

sneaky spam email that wants to eat my emails and deceptively deciptivize everyone

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tread 1 comment 22Apr08 #link

“You’re like a good book…”

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1 comment 17Apr08 #link

Me: Why is the pinky still alive?
PC: My snake isn’t hungry.
Me: Where is your snake?
PC: Under the rock.
Me: No he’s not.
PC: *censored*

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D 3Apr08 #link

“…you’d drink it and start jumping up and down singing Hit Me Up and then lie down and say Oh-Oh and I’d be like Oh-No….”

That is exactly what would happen.

20Dec07 #link

“My mom joked that she wanted a Movado watch. She joked, but she looked serious about it.”

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Danny 26Nov07 #link

“It’s a walking RSS feed? ….that you can squeeze?”

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<a href="http://12minds.com">tread</a> 24Nov07 #link

How is it that the year is almost over, but it’s still only Tuesday?

13Nov07 #link

“Actually, ferrydust.com might be the girliest-looking thing you own.”

8Nov07 #link

I want to jump ON it! I wanna hop on it!

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1Oct07 #link

George Will hates us, we must be alright.

TN 16Jul07 #link

and fish is delicious

seamus 14Jul07 #link

I have a resilient tushy.

anonymous 7Jul07 #link

instead of epic items, I save something I love

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R 3 comments 28Jun07 #link
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