do the lil bugs bite?
“what lil bugs?”
they’re itty bitty and tiny
“uhh”
NoStaw: but DAMN that pic, her breasts really magnified. hehe. it’s like two babies. yeah, she’s in the club. you can tell. she HEADS the club.
alicson: the club?
NoStaw: the future wives of watson club.
cnostaw: berto and I are funny people.
cnostaw: actually, were.. I don’t think we have that spark anymore.
cnostaw: I need to find another hispanic friend. a fresh one.
crying’s for babies, little girls, and men who have just had their ears ripped off.
No Staw: I’m gonna go play a game now, where I shoot people, instead of worrying if they’re gonna climb a freakin mountain for me. [referring to quoted lyrics in an away message]
click this to be confused. if that link is out of order, click this or just run a web search for “kan guo lai”
Overheard at a homeless shelter: “Why won’t you meddling do-gooders LISTEN? I LIKE to live under a bridge and eat goats!...” [courtesy of Roskronos]
“Programming is like sex – one mistake and you’re supporting it forever.” [courtesy of izzyadidas]
As part of the university's new policy of not being so mean to Duke, the following mean anti-Duke signs were replaced with more diplomatic language:
...>>“Yeah, by trying to get out of here to watch a bunch of drunken ho’s show their boobies for no reason?”
“Not for no reason, they do it for beads!”
[courtesy of pythonite]
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
My grandson asked me where he came from. I proceeded to explain the facts of life. He seemed puzzled, I asked why? He replied, “Well, gee, Tommy, in my class came from Pittsburgh!!”
"To dream the impossible dream, To fight the unbeatable foe, To bear with unbearable sorrow, To run where the brave dare not go.
...>>If you'd like to page through, then by all means:
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