Playlist pieces

you should never say never, cuz I sow what you reap

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“When we get there we’ll discover all of the gifts we’ve been given to share have been with us since life’s beginning and we never noticed they were there. We can balance at the brink of wisdom, never recognizing that we’ve arrived. Loving spirits will live together, we’re all swimming to the other side.”

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

“fruit on the bottom, hope on top.” [re: yogurt]

mitch hedburg #link ridiculi

nostaw: you’re vagina-enriched.
alicson: WHAT!!
nostaw: you heard me. : )
alicson: unfortunately so

nostaw #link ridiculi

“seriously if someone can tell me they honestly knows what true love is…...........and they know ‘how to handle a woman’s body’ then they got me beat” [in case unapparent, speaker is male]

"[I]f an American jumps out of an airplane, you can't sell him a parachute until after he hits the ground.

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Donald Kingsbury #link quotes

“I want punch and pie... I was told that there would be punch and pie. I WANT PUNCH AND PIE.”

Joe M. #link ridiculi

“you want to feel my pants? come on, feel my pants!”

Lorense #link ridiculi

“Alicson, you are the smartest girl that I know.”

(see previous riciculousness)

Amit P. #link ridiculi

Horoscopes

Capricorn: Your irrational fear of doctors will finally disappear this week and be replaced by a very rational, justified fear of them.
Aquarius: You will wish you had heeded your mother’s warnings concerning pickle consumption when you suddenly turn into one of the briny cucumbers.
Pisces: Your mama jokes will earn you many laughs.

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“To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another.”

John Burroughs 2Feb02 #link quotes

“If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor.”

Henry Kissinger #link quotes

“I put a button on it!..yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do...”

Titan A.E. 2Feb02 #link ridiculi

alicson: my feelings are hurt.
alicson: :-\
nostaw: here’s a cookie.

nostaw #link ridiculi

she has a boyfriend. is that gonna matter?
H: “um. no. i don’t care for them.”

H 2Feb02 #link ridiculi

“it has potential for crinklage.” (re: my nose)

ali: is fried banana still a good source for potassium?
daddy: yes, but it is fried potassium :)

daddy 4 comments 2Feb02 #link ridiculi

“that would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and then they would travel down to your stomach…then they would get there… then the carrot would say, ‘it’s cool—he’s with me.’”

mitch hedburg 1Feb02 #link ridiculi

“it’s so heterosexually-challengedly cute.”

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Watson #link ridiculi

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.

unknown 1Jan02 #link ridiculi

it occurs to me: i didn’t get tuck-ins when i was in highschool.

1Jan02 #link ridiculi

may flocks of angels leave crummies on the corners of your eyes, but not serious enough for an infection.

w.c. 1Jan02 #link ridiculi
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