“I’m so angry at little ice cream sundae joshers.”
“what a dumb dumb i am.”
“sometimes i just don’t understand you”
“I sweat. r. -t.”
“xxx left me with quotes…the word ‘psycho’ is now redefined… God save us all.”
“man, the clothes don’t come [completely] off…except if you have time. …i mean like, dude, if you’ve got five minutes….”
“cafeine and ritalin help me now”
“girls are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strange, has anyone ever said that you are a lobster? I don’t think I’m a lobster”
Stop assaulting my strawberries!
“Aahhhh!! Leave me alone I have hair in my face! ….I am not hair-proof.”
“and i talk to myself again. i like to myself. talk. yup.”
“doesn’t that hurt? Random bob. parking your head on the keyboard, I mean….good grief. this [omniali homepage] is better than the Sunday Washington Post. At least it’s about someone i know. can you add crossword puzzles?”
“do you have hamster dance on here? what kind of a website….how can you call this a website if you don’t have hamster dance?”
thank god for bathrooms!
“i WILL not become a Terp Transvestite”
i’m not a cracker…maybe just a cookie.
“you know you’re in college when you have seven dollars left in quarters to last you throughout the rest of the term, and you spend four bucks on a box of girlscout cookies.”
“It seems like an easy concept to grasp, but people don’t seem to understand it as easily as they should.”
“alicson, i swear to god…wait…i don’t [necessarily] believe in god… i swear to you….”
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