“I committed social suicide in kindergarten.”

23Nov09 #link ridiculi

That’s what colors are for: so we can see the differences, and care about them.

21Nov09 #link quotes

“He will if he wants to. And if he doesn’t then he doesn’t and then what does it even matter.”

21Nov09 #link quotes

“You might be too mixed.”

S 13Nov09 #link ridiculi

“I don’t care about her. She’s a slut.”

11Nov09 #link ridiculi

“This is wrong from more angles than a fractal polygon”

10Nov09 #link ridiculi

I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough then I can make anything right or wrong. So, either I’m God, or truth is relative. And in either case: Booyah.

Community, s1ep1 9Nov09 #link quotes

“and and? I got to use the word emasculate before 10am”

13Oct09 #link ridiculi

“Maybe you need more pockets in your dresses.”

J 29Jun09 #link ridiculi

why is it so hard to get answers outofyou, woman?

#link ridiculi

I wtf your wtf

12Jun09 #link ridiculi

I think you’re fishing for mountains in a sea of molehills.

H 4Jun09 #link ridiculi, molehills

replacing pants with even better ones before meeting the bros is magical enough for me.

W 24Apr09 #link ridiculi

I don’t give a flip about tradition but I’ll be damned if I sour my palate to please the kimchi.

2Apr09 #link ridiculi

“It’s like a babushka doll of procrastination.”

12minds 20Mar09 #link ridiculi

Why are you sad?? you’re dumb!

12minds 20Mar09 #link ridiculi

— I guaran-god-damn-dee you.

16Mar09 #link ridiculi

I can win at comic books.

13Mar09 #link ridiculi

“I love you so much my heart just invaded my left lung to make room.”

10Mar09 #link ridiculi

You are a lifetime’s ambition.

8Mar09 #link quotes