Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

Playlist pieces

It’s not as easy as willing it all to be right.
You gotta be more than hoping it’s right.

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Though my eyes were weary from searching, all i saw was my way.

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

Those bastards who spell cream as creme really piss me off, kind of like how whenever I wear my leg warmers, Debbie Gibson hat, and jeans jacket, I get this huge itch.

overheard on Antioch campus regarding driving directions:

“do i turn left or right, or keep going straight?”
“no! not straight! it’s gayly forward!

students 7Jul02 #link ridiculi

“i’m a humble man.. but i know i’m more better-looking than him… even if i can’t use correct grammar.”

s.k. 28Jun02 #link ridiculi

without me….your ego will be the size of NYC

Austin 6Jun02 #link ridiculi

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind."

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Jack Handey 2 comments #link ridiculi

“i want a japanese boyfriend with a motorcycle. well…he doesn’t have to be a boyfriend…just a friend with… aw fuck it, i really just want a motorcycle.” [one of my rume-tos in nihon]

micah #link ridiculi

WATASHI WA NIHON JIN DEWARIMASEN!!!
[for the 30th time]

Alicson #link ridiculi

NoStaw: here’s what you’ve said so far… :-) no :-) :-)

NoStaw 5May02 #link ridiculi

“all ladies beware of watson’s lair of female seduction”

raymondiouslee #link ridiculi

“good people are gay”

you think you know…

a.c.k. #link ridiculi

skulls…it would recognize me if i called it.

Tim B. 5May02 #link ridiculi

ugab: i need to find things to ratchet. i got a ratchet wrench set for my housewarming, and must find things to bolt down, or at least unbolt and rebolt.

ugab 4Apr02 #link ridiculi

watson: tell him that even though he has a gf now, he better not stop sending me flowers.

watson #link ridiculi

i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole “work” thing…it’s rather ridiculous, if you ask me… i seriously doubt god had me in mind when he allowed the concept of “work” to exist

“HMPH
kinda like humfph
therefore ‘humfph’ is an expression meaning ali doesn’t want to set any kind of precedant of doing meaningless extra work”

"people associate long hair with drug use. i wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use..

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mitch hedburg 1 comment #link ridiculi

“I’m so angry at little ice cream sundae joshers.”

Matt K. #link ridiculi

“That would be a logical fallacy: argumentum ad somethingum.”

Amit P. #link ridiculi

“yo yo wiggidy wiggidy whak! poppy goes back!”

Matt K. 4Apr02 #link ridiculi

“whatever, I doubt I’ll die while having sex, but if I do, I guess I’ll just have to eat my words….I’m sure the survey is very scientific ”

Emilie 4Apr02 #link ridiculi
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