“fruit on the bottom, hope on top.” [re: yogurt]
nostaw: you’re vagina-enriched.
alicson: WHAT!!
nostaw: you heard me. : )
alicson: unfortunately so
“seriously if someone can tell me they honestly knows what true love is…...........and they know ‘how to handle a woman’s body’ then they got me beat” [in case unapparent, speaker is male]
"[I]f an American jumps out of an airplane, you can't sell him a parachute until after he hits the ground.
...>>“I want punch and pie... I was told that there would be punch and pie. I WANT PUNCH AND PIE.”
“you want to feel my pants? come on, feel my pants!”
“Alicson, you are the smartest girl that I know.”
Horoscopes
Capricorn: Your irrational fear of doctors will finally disappear this week and be replaced by a very rational, justified fear of them.
Aquarius: You will wish you had heeded your mother’s warnings concerning pickle consumption when you suddenly turn into one of the briny cucumbers.
Pisces: Your mama jokes will earn you many laughs.
“To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to imagine your facts is another.”
“If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor.”
“I put a button on it!..yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do...”
alicson: my feelings are hurt.
alicson: :-\
nostaw: here’s a cookie.
she has a boyfriend. is that gonna matter?
H: “um. no. i don’t care for them.”
“it has potential for crinklage.” (re: my nose)
ali: is fried banana still a good source for potassium?
daddy: yes, but it is fried potassium :)
“that would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and then they would travel down to your stomach…then they would get there… then the carrot would say, ‘it’s cool—he’s with me.’”
“it’s so heterosexually-challengedly cute.”
...>>I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.
it occurs to me: i didn’t get tuck-ins when i was in highschool.
may flocks of angels leave crummies on the corners of your eyes, but not serious enough for an infection.
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