Browser goes BOOM!
I will not be responsible for the unraveling of the universe.
Are you considering visiting me or my toes?
Hoping is half-assed
just like hopping is one-legged.
Stand
or leap
with all you have.
How is it that the year is almost over, but it’s still only Tuesday?
Holding your hands over your eyes does not mean that other people cannot see you.
“little squares of finite joy” !!!! :) :) :)
“early to bed and early to rise
makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”
...and makes you not have bags under your eyes.
ali: tell me again why i’m friends with you ;p
Austin: i keep you down to earth
ali: oh.
ali: and why do i want that?
Austin: without me….your ego will be the size of NYC
ali: oh.
WATASHI WA NIHON JIN DEWARIMASEN!!!
[for the 30th time]
