easy on the cookies. you r looking more n more prosperous
Let’s designate Wednesdays as “New fridge days!” and hope the kitchen appliance manufacturers jumps on.
“I committed social suicide in kindergarten.”
“You might be too mixed.”
“I don’t care about her. She’s a slut.”
“This is wrong from more angles than a fractal polygon”
“and and… I got to use the word emasculate before 10am”
...>>“Maybe you need more pockets in your dresses.”
I wtf your wtf
replacing pants with even better ones before meeting the bros is magical enough for me.
I don’t give a flip about tradition but I’ll be damned if I sour my palate to please the kimchi.
— I guaran-god-damn-dee you.
“I love you so much my heart just invaded my left lung to make room.”
my love for seth and andy is real. it relocates mountains and pays parking tickets.
Babies are touch-sensitive — like an ipod.
steinbeck named his truck
made me think of you
fortunately he has plenty of other qualities to make up for it
Ick ick ick, and get pizza!
Don’t think. Hug.
When life gives you lameness, you gotta make lamenade.
Mashed potatoes are better than vodka: after too much mashed potatoes, you can still drink vodka.
