don’t befriend anything you can get for sixty cents, be smart and get the king size.
I have things. They are mine, not yours. My refrigerator is the superior one.
“commie latte drinking bastards…and they skimp on the whipped cream too. i asked, ‘can i have more cream?’ they said no. i asked, ‘would you give me more cream if my name were charlie’ they said no. i said, ‘charlie will hear about this’ and left.”
I got a decoder ring in my cereal so y’all better watch out because now it’s decoding time. Yes.
That kid in the 80’s show Silver Spoons was cool. Let’s all think how cool he was and then remember. Breath in. Breath out. Now set something on fire that’s not yours. Bliss.
Yumxxx (8:02:22 PM): for god sakes, pick a screen name already. either you are alicson, or alicson13. in any case, you are not alicson13. you are alicson2. 2 is the number of the counting after one. you hear me. if you do not wish to count alicson, you may be alicson1. other than that, all numbers are outright and therefore not permitted. so pick a friggin screen name and stop taking up an extra line on my online buddy list. you can only have one line at a time mmkay. i still love you though, but i’m going to have to put an end to this.
Sometimes I wonder why everyone spurns Frankenberry in favor of Count Chocula, but then I realize that there are poor bastards out there still eating Cream of Wheat.
The little elves that live in hollow trees and make soft batch cookies please me very much. Thumbs up for those elves.
Those bastards who spell cream as creme really piss me off, kind of like how whenever I wear my leg warmers, Debbie Gibson hat, and jeans jacket, I get this huge itch.
“well it’s my damn cake and u can’t have it because you’re a punk and punks don’t eat my cake”
“I want punch and pie... I was told that there would be punch and pie. I WANT PUNCH AND PIE.”
Horoscopes
Capricorn: Your irrational fear of doctors will finally disappear this week and be replaced by a very rational, justified fear of them.
Aquarius: You will wish you had heeded your mother’s warnings concerning pickle consumption when you suddenly turn into one of the briny cucumbers.
Pisces: Your mama jokes will earn you many laughs.
Yumxxx (8:02:36 PM): i guess it makes u feel like a big shot. trying to make me jealous. working, it is not.
Angry Broccoli, The Sarcastic Toaster, and The Screaming Tomato. Never before has a more powerful, mysterious, myopic team of appliances and cooked vegetables been assembled.
Recently, it has been brought to attention that my info makes no sense. I have thought about this a lot and I have come to a climatic realization, that being … “I know.”
What the hell is with girls wearing those white puffy jackets. They look like friggin marshmellows. I’m going to be hungry one day and take a bite out of someone or maybe set them on fire and toast em. Just a thought.
Stock up on carrots, because one day rabbits may rule the earth, and you'll have bargaining power. ...
...>>“i’m partial to kiwi strawberry passion fruit bluedini chocolate fudge chip extra mango creme swirl alicson. with a straw.”
“hell yeah, I lead the league in ridiculous! NONE CAN STOP ME. and u don’t even quote most of my ridiculousness. why? i dunno. probably because I know you are jealous of my ridiculous ridiculous nature and that’s just ridiculous if you ask me, so stop being ridiculously ridiculous and give me ridiculous ridiculousness where it’s ridiculously due. oh yeah, and I’ve got twizzlers that I like to eat. ok. boo yah.”
Frosting 2:13--Blasphemers: Ye who claim that there is no god. Shame on you, for ye must not know thy messiah, thy savior, thy god who rots your teeth known as Duncan Hines Creamy Homestyle Frosting.
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