Me: Why is the pinky still alive?
PC: My snake isn’t hungry.
Me: Where is your snake?
PC: Under the rock.
Me: No he’s not.
PC: *censored*
“My mom joked that she wanted a Movado watch. She joked, but she looked serious about it.”
...>>I will still pet him with my one good arm. Now, if he rips that off . . .it’s going to be really hard to scoop ice cream.
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