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Random Ridiculi

“that would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and then they would travel down to your stomach…then they would get there… then the carrot would say, ‘it’s cool—he’s with me.’”

Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it’s eight times as good as any other method.

...[more]

Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

thou mayest.


Top Ridiculi

lek , tread , media , ndn , yw , mk , broccoli , other , nostaw , bl , es , chong , sky , a , kyoto , pc , r , mdn , gai , k , smad , h , v , tab , at , beb , ae , au , d


Words Slates

"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

“gosh, I’m such a hippo.”
”...what?”
”’cause I’m so hungry hungry…”

~ Watson 29Jun06 #link comment
cxxx: I know. *exhales on fingernails, wipes fingernails on shirt*...>>
~ cxxx 9Jun05 #link comment

cxxx: I do have a spray bottle.
cxxx: I can discipline as I do my hair.

~ cxxx #link comment

txxx: it’s like i’m in your future!
cxxx: you are.
cxxx: you’ll die soooner.

~ txxx, cxxx #link comment

whores can’t press charges unless I’m famous.

~ cxxxw #link comment

cxxx: there are two men in asia that miss you.

...>>
~ cxxx 20May05 #link comment

I hate sore throats. it’s like a porcupine got stuck there.

~ nostaw 17Feb05 #link comment

it's the year of the rooster. my year. here is my little mental breakdown this morning:

...>>
~ Watson 8Feb05 #link 1 comment

Auto response from alicson: ‘History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.’ ~W.C.

NDN: that’s SIR W.C., and stop stealing my quotes

nostaw: I didn’t say that. those are my initials. stop stealing my initials.

~ NDN, nostaw #link comment

“Here it comes… first day of the week of heck. (I gave up swearing)”

...>>
~ Wats #link comment

“that love stuff was so sweet it gave me cavities.”

~ w.c. #link comment

“that love stuff was so sweet it gave me cavities.”

~ w.c. #link comment

“berto, I personally believe that I’ve matured as an individual and can no longer come up with unintellectual quotes.
hehe. ‘come.’”

~ Watson #link comment

“I think we’ve run out of mexican/chinese racist sayings… let’s pick new races”

~ nostaw 2Feb03 #link 2 comments

NoStaw: but DAMN that pic, her breasts really magnified. hehe. it’s like two babies. yeah, she’s in the club. you can tell. she HEADS the club.
alicson: the club?
NoStaw: the future wives of watson club.

~ NoStaw 9Sep02 #link comment
Berto: Can I be asian?
Watson: can you drive at 20 miles below the speed limit?
Berto: Yes.
Watson: you’re asian. ...>>
~ Berto, Watson 8Aug02 #link comment

cnostaw: berto and I are funny people.
cnostaw: actually, were.. I don’t think we have that spark anymore.
cnostaw: I need to find another hispanic friend. a fresh one.

~ nostaw #link comment

crying’s for babies, little girls, and men who have just had their ears ripped off.

~ JoyServ #link comment

No Staw: I’m gonna go play a game now, where I shoot people, instead of worrying if they’re gonna climb a freakin mountain for me. [referring to quoted lyrics in an away message]

~ No Staw #link comment

tread: i’m really rather proud of myelf. :-)
cnostaw: hahahah
cnostaw: yes. it IS an accomplishment.
tread: :-D proud Berto
tread: Praise me! :-)
cnostaw: berto is great!

~ tread, nostaw #link comment
you guys are adorable
*JoyServ giggles.
Tread: i prefer the term: unbelievably handsome.
*JoyServ giggles again.
*Tread laughs in a very manly manner.
~ JoyServ, Tread #link comment

NoStaw: here’s what you’ve said so far… :-) no :-) :-)

~ NoStaw 5May02 #link comment

watson: tell him that even though he has a gf now, he better not stop sending me flowers.

~ watson #link comment

nostaw: you’re vagina-enriched.
alicson: WHAT!!
nostaw: you heard me. : )
alicson: unfortunately so

~ nostaw #link comment

alicson: my feelings are hurt.
alicson: :-\
nostaw: here’s a cookie.

~ nostaw #link comment

tread: wait. so you LIKE it when i hump your leg?

...>>
~ nostaw,tread #link comment

“it’s so heterosexually-challengedly cute.”

re: his own away message: “Huggles!! *Watson huggles alicson*”

may flocks of angels leave crummies on the corners of your eyes, but not serious enough for an infection.

~ w.c. 1Jan02 #link comment

wats: “it’s a flu, and bronchitis.”

...>>
~ wats, tread 8Aug01 #link comment

“how come I’m not up there? grr. I can be crazy too, you know? 8-) see? that’s crazy.”

~ Watson C. 10Dec00 #link comment

“how come I’m not up there? grr. I can be crazy too, you know? 8-) see? that’s crazy.”

~ Watson 10Dec00 #link comment

“I sweat. r. -t.”

~ Watson 30Apr00 #link comment

“xxx left me with quotes…the word ‘psycho’ is now redefined… God save us all.”

~ wxxx 28Apr00 #link comment

“It seems like an easy concept to grasp, but people don’t seem to understand it as easily as they should.”

~ Watson.C. 3Mar00 #link comment
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