“Accursed school!!! Why must you berate me so?! …late night?”
stressing about schoolwork. The term “Late night” is UMCP vocabulary, referring to campus dining hours. “Late night?” was a clear invitation to get some beer battered fries and/or pizza and/or chicken wings and/or cake.)
“these spanish soap operas are addicting. i’m so intrigued now. I want to know more!!!!! Tell me you crazy mexicans!!! this is why hispanics are stereotyped for being so lazy. cause they keep on watching these shows.”
Stock up on carrots, because one day rabbits may rule the earth, and you'll have bargaining power. ...
...>>tell me of your homeworld Usel. crap, wrong window
“i’m partial to kiwi strawberry passion fruit bluedini chocolate fudge chip extra mango creme swirl alicson. with a straw.”
“hell yeah, I lead the league in ridiculous! NONE CAN STOP ME. and u don’t even quote most of my ridiculousness. why? i dunno. probably because I know you are jealous of my ridiculous ridiculous nature and that’s just ridiculous if you ask me, so stop being ridiculously ridiculous and give me ridiculous ridiculousness where it’s ridiculously due. oh yeah, and I’ve got twizzlers that I like to eat. ok. boo yah.”
“how come I’m not up there? grr. I can be crazy too, you know? 8-) see? that’s crazy.”
“i said BOO!”
Frosting 2:13—Blasphemers: Ye who claim that there is no god. Shame on you, for ye must not know thy messiah, thy savior, thy god who rots your teeth known as Duncan Hines Creamy Homestyle Frosting.
...>>“you’re such a waste of time—I could be playing Super Mario 3 right now!”
“which alicson is this?”
“goodbye, my dear arch nemesis.”
“Yeah, but she’s still very doinkable — more cushion for the pushin’.”
“let’s keep all this talk between us because…. or else i’ll shun you for a while”
“I was not spazzing out. i don’t spaz out. I was whining like a little baby. I wasn’t spazzing out.”
“green is a great number.”
in reference to the olympics gymnastics events on tv: “i’m not laughing cuz they messed up…. it’s how they look when they messed up…. cuz they fail in funny ways. ….it’s all in how you hit the floor. HAHAHAHAHA!!! (i told you…i’m…kind of crazy… i’m so sweet!)”
“i heard a quote somewhere that ‘the perfect guy is one who can make you cry, but never does.’ i’m not perfect. but i love you.”
“All glory is doomed to fall asunder”
“I’m so angry at little ice cream sundae joshers.”
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