sequestration is coolness :)
“that love stuff was so sweet it gave me cavities.”
“the idea was, when you begin to open your heart to one person, it’s much easier for others to get in too.” [re: ‘About A Boy’]
Sometimes I wonder why everyone spurns Frankenberry in favor of Count Chocula, but then I realize that there are poor bastards out there still eating Cream of Wheat.
The little elves that live in hollow trees and make soft batch cookies please me very much. Thumbs up for those elves.
“berto, I personally believe that I’ve matured as an individual and can no longer come up with unintellectual quotes.
hehe. ‘come.’”
“I think we’ve run out of mexican/chinese racist sayings… let’s pick new races”
“i think of it more as ‘the world could fall apart around us, but as long as we’re together and eventually crawl out of bed and fix it, then everything’ll be just fine’”
“i didn’t NOT say that, it was a friend of mine”
‘she believes love is a form of insanity. he had no comment.’
We live under one King, the King of Kings, Larry King.
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: ‘No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall’.”
I think it’s weird that my favorite song ever was nothing compares to you by sinead o’connor, first cause she’s a bald irish-woman and second because it’s a little ironic. ~just a thought I’d like to share
“what’s the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ‘em?”
“That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” ~Calvin
“I’m learning real skills that i can apply throughout the rest of my life … procrastinating and rationalizing.”
“in my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
“I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.”
“little squares of finite joy” !!!! :) :) :)