Random Ridiculi

she has a boyfriend. is that gonna matter?
H: “um. no. i don’t care for them.”

H

Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: ‘No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall’.”

Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

thou mayest.

"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

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