Horoscopes

Capricorn: Your irrational fear of doctors will finally disappear this week and be replaced by a very rational, justified fear of them.
Aquarius: You will wish you had heeded your mother’s warnings concerning pickle consumption when you suddenly turn into one of the briny cucumbers.
Pisces: Your mama jokes will earn you many laughs.

“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”
“That is the only time a man can be brave.”