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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

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Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

“Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.”

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thou mayest.

"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

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