Random Ridiculi

Angry Broccoli, The Sarcastic Toaster, and The Screaming Tomato. Never before has a more powerful, mysterious, myopic team of appliances and cooked vegetables been assembled.

Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

“A man who has committed a mistake and doesn’t correct it, is committing another mistake.”

Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

thou mayest.

"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

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