“you are utter craziness. it’s one of those facts of life. you know, when they teach you about murphy’s law, and things like buttered toast always falls with the butter down… they also teach you that “alicson” is utter craziness. it’s just a fact of life…”

“That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” ~Calvin