Random Ridiculi

“…you’d drink it and start jumping up and down singing Hit Me Up and then lie down and say Oh-Oh and I’d be like Oh-No….”

That is exactly what would happen.

Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

..the alarm clock. Heavens! What evil genius brought together those two enemies of the idle—clocks and alarms—into one unit?

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thou mayest.

"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

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