Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

“it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”

...

Playlist pieces

a rabbit gives up somewhere and a dozen hawks descend; every moment leads toward its own sad end

...

How you always talk of catching me, but never open up your hands.
I’m not listening for the right words anymore.
..like the blue sky, right before the rain comes crashing through…

...

Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

“No I’m not sterile today”

tread #link ridiculi

Rxxx: you are dealing with a Genious!

What the hell is with girls wearing those white puffy jackets. They look like friggin marshmellows. I’m going to be hungry one day and take a bite out of someone or maybe set them on fire and toast em. Just a thought.

Joe 12Dec00 #link ridiculi

“Accursed school!!! Why must you berate me so?! …late night?”

stressing about schoolwork. The term “Late night” is UMCP vocabulary, referring to campus dining hours. “Late night?” was a clear invitation to get some beer battered fries and/or pizza and/or chicken wings and/or cake.)
tread 11Dec00 #link ridiculi

“these spanish soap operas are addicting. i’m so intrigued now. I want to know more!!!!! Tell me you crazy mexicans!!! this is why hispanics are stereotyped for being so lazy. cause they keep on watching these shows.”

tread 2 comments 11Dec00 #link ridiculi

Stock up on carrots, because one day rabbits may rule the earth, and you'll have bargaining power. ...

...>>
Joe 11Dec00 #link ridiculi

tell me of your homeworld Usel. crap, wrong window

Joe 11Dec00 #link ridiculi

“i’m partial to kiwi strawberry passion fruit bluedini chocolate fudge chip extra mango creme swirl alicson. with a straw.”

Joe M. 10Dec00 #link ridiculi

“hell yeah, I lead the league in ridiculous! NONE CAN STOP ME. and u don’t even quote most of my ridiculousness. why? i dunno. probably because I know you are jealous of my ridiculous ridiculous nature and that’s just ridiculous if you ask me, so stop being ridiculously ridiculous and give me ridiculous ridiculousness where it’s ridiculously due. oh yeah, and I’ve got twizzlers that I like to eat. ok. boo yah.”

Joe M. 10Dec00 #link ridiculi

“how come I’m not up there? grr. I can be crazy too, you know? 8-) see? that’s crazy.”

Watson 10Dec00 #link ridiculi

“i said BOO!”

S.R. 11Nov00 #link ridiculi

Frosting 2:13—Blasphemers: Ye who claim that there is no god. Shame on you, for ye must not know thy messiah, thy savior, thy god who rots your teeth known as Duncan Hines Creamy Homestyle Frosting.

...>>
Joe 11Nov00 #link ridiculi

“you’re such a waste of time—I could be playing Super Mario 3 right now!”

Eric 10Nov00 #link ridiculi

“which alicson is this?”

Alvin 16Oct00 #link ridiculi

“goodbye, my dear arch nemesis.”

Matt K. 10Oct00 #link ridiculi

“Yeah, but she’s still very doinkable — more cushion for the pushin’.”

Jeff W 3Oct00 #link ridiculi

“let’s keep all this talk between us because…. or else i’ll shun you for a while”

Lorense 1Oct00 #link ridiculi

“I was not spazzing out. i don’t spaz out. I was whining like a little baby. I wasn’t spazzing out.”

Amit 30Sep00 #link ridiculi

“green is a great number.”

Joe M 14Sep00 #link ridiculi

in reference to the olympics gymnastics events on tv: “i’m not laughing cuz they messed up…. it’s how they look when they messed up…. cuz they fail in funny ways. ….it’s all in how you hit the floor. HAHAHAHAHA!!! (i told you…i’m…kind of crazy… i’m so sweet!)”

Alexis T 13Sep00 #link ridiculi
Everything is safely stored in the Archives