mitch hedburg: people associate long hair with drug use

“people associate long hair with drug use. i wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use.. like, an extreme longing for cake. and then strangers would see a long-haired guy and say, ‘that fucker eats cake. he is on bundt cake.’ mothers saying to their daughters, ‘don’t bring that cake-eater over here anymore. he smell like flour. did you see how excited he got when he found heard birthday was fast-approaching?’”