I will not be responsible for the unraveling of the universe.
Are you considering visiting me or my toes?
“I just want to make sure I’ve got this clear,” said the oh god in a reasonable tone of voice. “You think your grandfather is Death and you think he’s acting strange?”
i was hoping we could do this:
you be serious and say what you mean all the time
and i continue bouncing between real and absurd randomly with no indication of which mode i am on other than context
how the hell would i know how nice people think?
me: did you just invite me into your bed?
me: you haven’t bought me drinks or anything
bxx: but i have cable!
axx: i got the “i have a new job, so i am too busy for a relationship”
my thoughts….
are you 10?
“Do I get any credit for not being as much of a jerk as usual? By relative measure, thats almost like being NICE.”
sneaky spam email that wants to eat my emails and deceptively deciptivize everyone
...>>
Me: Why is the pinky still alive?
PC: My snake isn’t hungry.
Me: Where is your snake?
PC: Under the rock.
Me: No he’s not.
PC: *censored*
“…you’d drink it and start jumping up and down singing Hit Me Up and then lie down and say Oh-Oh and I’d be like Oh-No….”
That is exactly what would happen.
“My mom joked that she wanted a Movado watch. She joked, but she looked serious about it.”
...>>How is it that the year is almost over, but it’s still only Tuesday?
“Actually, ferrydust.com might be the girliest-looking thing you own.”
George Will hates us, we must be alright.
and fish is delicious
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