“jog walk jog walk jog walk berry hunting pick me up please!”
“I don’t have accent”
All I need is more likable liquor in my life.
“ALSO I NEED ALL THE PONIES WHY DONT I HAVE PONIES?!”
“I may as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry!”
“You put it up six happy faces—I’ve never put it past three!”
“The world can’t stop just because you’re an accidental psycho killer.”
Life would be better if you didn’t let your packaging tape control you.
“For the record I’m not entirely sure that I’m not the universe.”
“I smiled and my cheeks hung up on you”
“The dollar signs are in my eyes. When I blink, they shine.”
“we could have killed him at least 30 min earlier if some little girl decided sleep was more important than harassing a grown man playing a childish game.”
I said, “I need to read Voltaire.” He yelled, “I already read Voltaire now come to bed!” I “O_o”ed. I still need to read Voltaire.
A: Have you been to Restaurant X? Is it good?
D: It’s fair. I didn’t fall out of my seat or anything, but it was decent.
A: At what place have you fallen out of your seat? Due to its goodness?
D: Cluck U’s, but I was pushed.
easy on the cookies. you r looking more n more prosperous
Let’s designate Wednesdays as “New fridge days!” and hope the kitchen appliance manufacturers jumps on.
“[L] was fine with it.
but [K] was more of the why bother?
and I was the this really is kinda sad.
[A] was TITS”
“I committed social suicide in kindergarten.”
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