Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: ‘No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall’.”

Playlist pieces

I know,
someday I might be looking around, trying to find some purpose.
Well, purpose can’t be that hard to find, as long as I’ve got the wind, the wind and your love to carry me.

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Bright lights might say your name, but they only light the stage —
nothing there to prove.

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

“alicson, i swear to god…wait…i don’t [necessarily] believe in god… i swear to you….”

Amit P. 3Mar00 #link ridiculi

“you’re getting random numbers 816 998 509 131 35 991 625 6556 256 <secret messege could be here> 2 2272 410 134 979 836 964”

Matt K. 2Feb00 #link ridiculi

“A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ‘Make me one with everything.’”

unknown #link ridiculi

“you better still be you. i’d ditch you if you weren’t.”

John G. 11Nov99 #link ridiculi

“you keep on crashing my computer. It’s your karma. Since you’re more than a thousand miles away, my computer doesn’t behave. Remedy that.”

John G. 10Oct99 #link ridiculi
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