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"He who forgets, will be destined to remember..."

Joe: Stock up on carrots

Stock up on carrots, because one day rabbits may rule the earth, and you’ll have bargaining power. Once, I had a rabbit of my own. His name was Hecubus Alejandro the 3rd. He was a precious darling. ”... ” is that all you have to say for yourself? rabbits might rule the world and I am trying to give you advice, and you give me ”... ” you know the imminent danger. i have warned you. and still. still… still … you are silent. well when the time comes, don’t come begging to me for carrots. i’ll have for you only avocados. and rabbits don’t really care for avocados.

This is a true quote by Joe Posted at 6:11pm on 11 December 2000.
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