Enduring philosophies and favorite quotes

“‘Surely they will have cured baldness by the twenty-fourth century!’
Roddenberry replied, ‘By the twenty-fourth century, no one will care.’”

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Playlist pieces

This is over my head but underneath my feet… I’m waiting for tonight, then waiting for tomorrow. And I’m somewhere in between what is real and just a dream.

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And I wonder: is he different? Is he different?
Has he changed what he’s about?
Or is he just a liar with nothing to lie about?

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Excuse me, are you lost? Perhaps you would care to visit the site map

Some say I am amusing, others just try to run over me with their car.

Joe #link

My grandson asked me where he came from. I proceeded to explain the facts of life. He seemed puzzled, I asked why? He replied, “Well, gee, Tommy, in my class came from Pittsburgh!!”

lenbru@aol.com 7Jul02 #link

alicson: he says it’s irregardless.
TheUgaBug: it’s totally …uh, gard.

TheUgaBug #link

Those bastards who spell cream as creme really piss me off, kind of like how whenever I wear my leg warmers, Debbie Gibson hat, and jeans jacket, I get this huge itch.

Joe #link

overheard on Antioch campus regarding driving directions:

“do i turn left or right, or keep going straight?”
“no! not straight! it’s gayly forward!

students 7Jul02 #link

“i’m a humble man.. but i know i’m more better-looking than him… even if i can’t use correct grammar.”

s.k. 28Jun02 #link

without me….your ego will be the size of NYC

Austin 6Jun02 #link

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind."

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Jack Handey 2 comments #link

“i want a japanese boyfriend with a motorcycle. well…he doesn’t have to be a boyfriend…just a friend with… aw fuck it, i really just want a motorcycle.” [one of my rume-tos in nihon]

micah #link

WATASHI WA NIHON JIN DEWARIMASEN!!!
[for the 30th time]

Alicson #link

NoStaw: here’s what you’ve said so far… :-) no :-) :-)

NoStaw 5May02 #link

“all ladies beware of watson’s lair of female seduction”

raymondiouslee #link

“good people are gay”

you think you know…

a.c.k. #link

skulls…it would recognize me if i called it.

Tim B. 5May02 #link

ugab: i need to find things to ratchet. i got a ratchet wrench set for my housewarming, and must find things to bolt down, or at least unbolt and rebolt.

ugab 4Apr02 #link

watson: tell him that even though he has a gf now, he better not stop sending me flowers.

watson #link

i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole “work” thing…it’s rather ridiculous, if you ask me… i seriously doubt god had me in mind when he allowed the concept of “work” to exist

:) #link

“HMPH
kinda like humfph
therefore ‘humfph’ is an expression meaning ali doesn’t want to set any kind of precedant of doing meaningless extra work”

M.K. #link

"people associate long hair with drug use. i wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use..

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mitch hedburg 1 comment #link

“I’m so angry at little ice cream sundae joshers.”

Matt K. #link
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