“I’m so angry at little ice cream sundae joshers.”
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“That would be a logical fallacy: argumentum ad somethingum.”
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“yo yo wiggidy wiggidy whak! poppy goes back!”
“whatever, I doubt I’ll die while having sex, but if I do, I guess I’ll just have to eat my words….I’m sure the survey is very scientific ”
“Invalid Sync.”
“well it’s my damn cake and u can’t have it because you’re a punk and punks don’t eat my cake”
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“your mind is disciplined with your spirit. now if only your mind were disciplined with your body, you may actually not be lazy.”
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“it’s not a superiority complex. it’s a matter of fact.”
i insist on more daylight.
(True Story) On the final exam of a psychology course, the professor put a chair on his desk and said
...>>“Let us reign some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!”
“I’m going to sing the doom song now! ‘Doom doom doom doom…’” [courtesy of pythonite]
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italian. hispanican. same difference.
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“fruit on the bottom, hope on top.” [re: yogurt]
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nostaw: you’re vagina-enriched.
alicson: WHAT!!
nostaw: you heard me. : )
alicson: unfortunately so
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“seriously if someone can tell me they honestly knows what true love is…...........and they know ‘how to handle a woman’s body’ then they got me beat” [in case unapparent, speaker is male]
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“I want punch and pie... I was told that there would be punch and pie. I WANT PUNCH AND PIE.”
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“you want to feel my pants? come on, feel my pants!”
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Horoscopes
Capricorn: Your irrational fear of doctors will finally disappear this week and be replaced by a very rational, justified fear of them.
Aquarius: You will wish you had heeded your mother’s warnings concerning pickle consumption when you suddenly turn into one of the briny cucumbers.
Pisces: Your mama jokes will earn you many laughs.
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“I put a button on it!..yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do...”
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