alicson: my feelings are hurt.
alicson: :-\
nostaw: here’s a cookie.
#link
she has a boyfriend. is that gonna matter?
H: “um. no. i don’t care for them.”
“it has potential for crinklage.” (re: my nose)
ali: is fried banana still a good source for potassium?
daddy: yes, but it is fried potassium :)
“that would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and then they would travel down to your stomach…then they would get there… then the carrot would say, ‘it’s cool—he’s with me.’”
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching.
it occurs to me: i didn’t get tuck-ins when i was in highschool.
may flocks of angels leave crummies on the corners of your eyes, but not serious enough for an infection.
“%n is making funny noises”
“Hi.”
I am the food stamp pimp.
fluffy is the 80gb behemoth, who is controlled by god… and buddha sits on top of hades, where pluto and tyrrany plot together
...>>“it’s not the size of the wand, but the magic you perform with it.”
In response to “boxers or briefs?”“man, ali, if i believed everything you say to me, i’d have the self esteem of a normal person.”
tread: so yeah. it’s not like i’d ask you fix the fact that i don’t eat ice cream.
…i think my argument fell apart somewhere along the line…just trying to figure out what my point was.
“you are utter craziness. it’s one of those facts of life. you know, when they teach you about murphy’s law, and things like buttered toast always falls with the butter down… they also teach you that “alicson” is utter craziness. it’s just a fact of life…”
“Thursday. just remember Third day. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday..when? what? what day? THURSDAY!”
“i’ve got you.”
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