“and and? I got to use the word emasculate before 10am”
“Maybe you need more pockets in your dresses.”
why is it so hard to get answers outofyou, woman?
I wtf your wtf
replacing pants with even better ones before meeting the bros is magical enough for me.
I don’t give a flip about tradition but I’ll be damned if I sour my palate to please the kimchi.
“It’s like a babushka doll of procrastination.”
Why are you sad?? you’re dumb!
— I guaran-god-damn-dee you.
I can win at comic books.
“I love you so much my heart just invaded my left lung to make room.”
You are a lifetime’s ambition.
your facebook says you like merlot but your tumblr says you like malbec. Should I bring both or was there a typo?
my love for seth and andy is real. it relocates mountains and pays parking tickets.
Babies are touch-sensitive — like an ipod.
I’m taking that too.
steinbeck named his truck
made me think of you
fortunately he has plenty of other qualities to make up for it
“You know what? I wished for you too.”
Ick ick ick, and get pizza!
my heart is bigger than the earth and though life is what gave it love first, life is not all that it’s worth. …
What you share with the world is what it keeps of you.
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