“Some people get religion
some people get the truth.”
I’ve got a four leaf clover
— it’s gotta bring a little luck.
The heart is still a redwing. …
No I don’t mean that it’s so easy;
I don’t mean that it’s so small;
but the world below is not so mean
that it can make us fall.
A: Have you been to Restaurant X? Is it good?
D: It’s fair. I didn’t fall out of my seat or anything, but it was decent.
A: At what place have you fallen out of your seat? Due to its goodness?
D: Cluck U’s, but I was pushed.
It all depends on whether we are watching it dissolve or fade in and begin.
easy on the cookies. you r looking more n more prosperous
Let’s designate Wednesdays as “New fridge days!” and hope the kitchen appliance manufacturers jumps on.
“[L] was fine with it.
but [K] was more of the why bother?
and I was the this really is kinda sad.
[A] was TITS”
“I committed social suicide in kindergarten.”
That’s what colors are for: so we can see the differences, and care about them.
“He will if he wants to. And if he doesn’t then he doesn’t and then what does it even matter.”
“You might be too mixed.”
“I don’t care about her. She’s a slut.”
“This is wrong from more angles than a fractal polygon”
I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough then I can make anything right or wrong. So, either I’m God, or truth is relative. And in either case: Booyah.
“and and? I got to use the word emasculate before 10am”
“Maybe you need more pockets in your dresses.”
why is it so hard to get answers outofyou, woman?
I wtf your wtf
replacing pants with even better ones before meeting the bros is magical enough for me.
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