“I think we’ve run out of mexican/chinese racist sayings… let’s pick new races”
“i think of it more as ‘the world could fall apart around us, but as long as we’re together and eventually crawl out of bed and fix it, then everything’ll be just fine’”
“Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, Or what’s a heaven for?”
“well I’ve heard it said that a man would climb a mountain, just to be with the one he loves… how many times has he broken that promise? it has never been done.”
“i know someday i might be looking around, trying to find some purpose. well purpose it can’t be that hard to find, as long as i’ve got the wind, the wind and your love to carry me”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
“I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: ‘No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall’.”
“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
I think it’s weird that my favorite song ever was nothing compares to you by sinead o’connor, first cause she’s a bald irish-woman and second because it’s a little ironic. ~just a thought I’d like to share
“what’s the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ‘em?”
“That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” ~Calvin
“I’m learning real skills that i can apply throughout the rest of my life … procrastinating and rationalizing.”
“in my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
“early to bed and early to rise
makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”
...and makes you not have bags under your eyes.
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